Surreal sight of the day.

Driving up Abbot Kinney Blvd., I saw a decrepit, nappy, four-foot teddy bear sprawled on its back in the road, arms splayed, next to a parallel-parked dump truck. He looked for all the world like an accident victim or a passed-out drunk. The most bizarre part about it was that there was an orange traffic cone directly in front of him as if to say, "Caution: please do not hit bear."